onedirectionyeahman:

• oh what a catastrophe

      or should i say cat-astrophe 

• so the pussycats didn’t just go missing, they’ve been kidnapped

     or should i say cat-napped… c-cat.. cat-nipped

• Faptaguise stole my pussycat, now its personal

     or should i say pussinal

• he lives alone

     so that makes him a stagnight

• hey what do you call a bell grande that isn’t yours ?

      nacho bell grande

• hey what do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs two-thousand pounds ?

     el ton jon

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cookiesforpayne:

boobearlikesgravy:

Interviewer: Who has girlfriends here? x

LOL at Zayn for looking pained…

or should i say Payned.

^^^yes

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If I was One Directions stylist 

• me: okay boys here's your outfits for today
• liam: but there's nothing here?
• me: 
• zayn: 
• harry: 
• louis: 
• niall: 
• liam: 
• me: 
• niall: 
• harry: 
• louis: 
• liam: 
• zayn: 
• me: what's your point?

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7/50 PICTURES OF TAYLOR

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That awkward moment when you’re friend tells you she’s going to a 1D concert on June 22nd and they don’t even have a concert on that date.. 

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